Oh crazy funny old people

I got a call over the weekend from an old man asking for someone, and I told him he had the wrong number. Hours later I saw the same number calling me so I ignored it and he left me a message. Keep in mind that my message greeting clearly says my name is Shawn and clearly spells out my phone number. I guess he ignored that part.
Listen here:

Whaaa? A couple questions:

  1. Why was he staring at locks? Or is he referring to river locks?
  2. Was he calling for Jean or Freddy? Did he forget halfway through the message?

I kind of hope I get another message from him, at least to clear things up.

What is Google up to?

Google has a feature where it will automatically guess the search you are trying to make as you type in words. Well I simply typed the word “why” in the Google search box, and look at the results. Is Google playing a little practical joke on us? Try it out for yourself!
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